Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Signs You Might Be A Sons of Anarchy Fan

Heads Up Ya’ll.  The new updated Signs You Might Be a Sons of Anarchy Fan list is over here.  It has lots of suggestions from readers, plus a few new additions from this smartass.  Updated on 11/24/2009.



Hey Fans of Anarchy, here is a little list of signs that you might be a fan of Sons of Anarchy.  I'm no Clay in how I run this blog, so feel free to email me (address to your left) or tweet me @kayteadee if you have any other additions.  I'll make sure to provide credit where credit is due.
  1. You start reading Hamlet.  You know, for fun.
  2. If you weren't a motorcycle person before, you are now to the extent that you can tell a Dyna from a Softail Springer when you see them on the road.
  3. In testy social and/or work situations you wonder to yourself, what would Gemma do?  And for the guys, what would Jax do?  And then you actually do it.    
  4. You can actually understand what Chibs is saying.  
  5. You view yourself as a sort of missionary for Sons of Anarchy.  When you discover that a friend and/or family member hasn't seen it, you begin proselytizing the unconverted on the merits of the show.  Bonus points if you tell them all that Katey Sagal will be robbed, just robbed if she doesn't get an Emmy this year.  
  6. You label and evaluate people according to personalities of Sons of Anarchy characters.  For example:  "My boss is such a Clay about the monthly financial projections;" or "Honey, we knew when you started dating him that he was a total Juice."  
  7. You consider adding Nicholas Nickleby to your Netflix queue because Charlie Hunnam is in it.  Either that or The Lady Killers because Ryan Hurst is in that film.  
  8. You buy a manual typewriter to work on your manifesto.
  9. You download all of the music from all of the episodes from iTunes, make a playlist and it is all that you listen to.  
  10. You work "darlin'" into regular conversation in addition to "blow back" and "big picture."
  11. You know how hard it is to get #sonsofanarchy to be a trending topic on Twitter and you still haven't given up hope. 
  12. You actually saw someone in real life in a cut and wanted to go talk to him but had to restrain yourself because there is no telling whether he was a Tig or a Jax.
  13. Your plan when Season 2 ends?  Watch seasons one and two straight through (because you totally saved Season 2 on your Tivo).  By then there will be news trickling down from Kurt Sutter sitting on the top of Mount Outlaw about Season 3. Season 2 will be out on dvd soon too so you can bide your time with the special features until next August.  
  14. You know that, in a pinch, a skateboard is an effective weapon.  
  15. You divide the world into two groups:  those who watch Sons of Anarchy and those who don't.  


35 comments:

  1. Love the article. Funny but true in some points ;)
    Congrats!

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  2. You refer to an attractive woman as "115 pounds of c**k-ridin' giggity."

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  3. Great stuff... long live the SOA!!

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  4. There's no chance in hell Katey wont get the Emmy. ALSO I want one of those WWGD keychains!

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  5. You grow your beard out like Opie

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  6. Ok, I'm not THAT extreem, but that was good.

    Oh, and the reason I can understand Chibs is because my father grew up in Scotland.

    Carry on.

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  7. I think we should get "What Would Gemma Do?" as a bracelet or something...LOL

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  8. You would buy tickets today to see Bobby Elvis perform "live" in Reno.

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  9. That was awesome!! And also true for me in several instances!!! Thanks for sharing!

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  10. Fabulous post. Also love the blog. Good work!

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  11. i'm glad to know i'm not alone!
    thanks!

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  12. You go out and buy Gemma sunglasses! (Duh...you came up with that one...how can you leave it off the list lol)

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  13. I wonder what Gemma would do all day long. It has a certain calming, cathartic effect.

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  14. I love you too, Kurt Sutter. I should send you a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue for what you have done to my ego.

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  15. I definitely think some WWGD accessory is very necessary!

    Thanks for all the suggestions, Fans of Anarchy. I particularly love the Opie's beard and Bobby Elvis additions.

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  16. While number 5 is me...I also find myself having real dreams about Jax on Monday night in intecepation of the Tuesday night show!

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  17. This is awesome!! I resemble some of those remarks!!

    I love W W G D!! We need T Shirts made!!

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  18. Love the list. It is sooo true.

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  19. LOL! That was great! Or maybe frightening seeing as how I can relate to numerous items on the above list. @@!

    My plan for the end of Season 2 is to collect change to finance Season 3 in case the suits at FX decide to "go a different direction" and research anti-social, bi-polar, psychotic personality disorder to try and figure out wtf makes Tig tick. ; )~

    Put me down for a WWGD T-shirt.

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  20. I think "How's that gonna play out" should be added to #10 :-)...Great list!

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  21. Great post!! I lol through the entire thing (all the while thinking to myself "i so do that")

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  22. I love the Nicholas Nickleby one- especially since I have already purchased Green Street Hooligans.

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  23. #11 is totally me, esp every Tuesday! And I'll take a What Would Gemma do tee-shirt please!

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  24. Excellent!! Love it! ;)

    I'm all about the cause!

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  25. -You move or plan to move to California: Lodi, Stockton or any place close to the fictional Charming

    -You get blonde streaks bleached through your dark hair like Gemma's

    -You name your kid/pet/inanimate object after a SOA character

    -When someone asks what you wanna be/do when you 'grow up', you respond by saying I wanna be Gemma or Jax or whoever

    -You get a crow or reaper tat

    -Decide to name you firstborn Abel

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  26. love this!!! So very true.. i have become addicted.. but I cant find away to watch season one. the only show i was able to watch was the VERY FIRST show.. been to sonsofanarchyepisodes.com... If anyone has another way for me to be ablt to watch season one, please let me know!thank you

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  27. haha this is very true. love sons. been a fan since day one, glad to see its fan base growing.
    You can add, driving 2 1/2 hours to see them, wait five hours and not get their autograph. but it was all worth it because of the two minutes you saw them get in and out of their tour bus??
    And tina, you can watch the first season on surfthechannel.com

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  28. Able is totally the name of my next dog. ;) I'll call him "the kid" for short.

    Hey ya'll if you anonymously left a suggestion for the list let me know via email or twitter how to credit (if you want it) so I can post an updated new improved list.

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  29. Excellent list!

    How about when you have a bunch of "Free Big Otto" shirts made and start handing them out to your friends!

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  30. Kayteadee...If you really want WWGD Jewelry made, like a Pendant or Charm Bracelet...I can make it for you or any other fans out there... just go to my site and check out my work.. YOU DESIGN IT....I'LL MAKE IT... www.BillLenzJewelry.com

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  31. Um. I want one of everything. W-O-W. Fantastic work.

    Mind if I tweet your web site and/or use it in my Fans of Anarchy Holiday Gift Ideas list?

    Lemme look through all your stuff and I'll be in touch with an idea for myself ;)

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