Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sons of Anarchy Holiday Gift-Buying Guide

Ready for the holidays?  Yeah, me neither.  Well to help you along the way to SOA-inspired gift giving, here is a list of gift ideas for every type of SAMCRO fan that I could come up with under the sun.  




For the Outdorsy Sons of Anarchy Fan
  • Do you know a SOA fan that enjoys vehicular deer hunting?  Well then, the idea gift would be a chainsaw to remove the deer from the loved one’s windshield.  Just like Half-Sack did.  For your sake, the person cutting up rough venison steaks isn’t a vegetarian.  Alternative use:  clearing timber at your secret gun assembly warehouse.  
  • While you’re out clearing timber, you’ll want to stay warm so make sure to tell your loved ones that you’ll need a few flannels like Jax wears to stay warm.  
For the Style-Conscious Sons of Anarchy Fan

  • Gemma’s sunglasses, a source of my lusty desire are always an option.  
  • But don’t forget that Tara also rocks a sweet pair of shades.  
  • If your SOA fashonista would like to make a more overt sartorial gesture, you can always pick up Gemma’s leather jacket.
  • And, the fashionista in your life is more of a Lyla or Ima, there is always the porn star lingerie option.  They even have the shoes
For the Boys Who Want to Be Jax and Opie When They Grow Up

  • Opie’s hat is a no-brainer.
  • Want to polish up his look a bit?  How about Jax’s white sneaks.
  • Started rocking the beard?  Well, be sure to get your SOA fan one of these beard trimmers.
  • Like the hard-core rings the guys wear?  Well, you’re in luck.  Also, Bill Lenz has also offered to make custom WWGD pieces for the ladies.  
For the Homebody Sons of Anarchy Fan

  • A redwood table is essential.
  • Once the meetings of your Wild Hogs MC are over, you’re gonna need a place to toss back a few cold ones.
  • And your own personal Crow’s Nest would not be complete without a stripper pole.
For the Pensive Sons of Anarchy Fan

  • A typewriter on which to write the angry manifesto/MC love letter of your dreams
  • A leather-bound journal.  Reaper embossing not included.
Sons of Anarchy Stocking Stuffers

And how could I leave out a skateboard, replete with reaper skulls on it?


Happy Holidays, Fans of Anarchy!  Happy Shopping!






    8 comments:

    1. I cannot believe you didn't push the EP! the music is so important to the lifestyle. And nothing says love like a killer cover from Gemma herself.

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    2. Yeah, I thought about it but I didn't want to seem like I was whoring myself out to FX. It is definitely worth buying though.

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    3. well then consider myself whored to FX because I'm buying it for more than a couple people...haha I do get your point though.

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    4. Effin' fabulous list, darlin'

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    5. I didn't realize Jax wore skate shoes. Always assumed they were white-on-white Nike AF1's.

      And my Opie beard is starting the day after my wedding...just don't tell my fiance. ;)

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    6. These were great...wish I had a chance to look at it before Christmas. Well, birthdays are in a few months anyway.

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    7. I own one o the rings Opie wears, it was my fathers. Does and one know anything about this ring?

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