Sons of Anarchy Holiday Gift-Buying Guide

Ready for the holidays?  Yeah, me neither.  Well to help you along the way to SOA-inspired gift giving, here is a list of gift ideas for every type of SAMCRO fan that I could come up with under the sun.  

For the Outdorsy Sons of Anarchy Fan

• Do you know a SOA fan that enjoys vehicular deer hunting?  Well then, the idea gift would be a chainsaw to remove the deer from the loved one’s windshield.  Just like Half-Sack did.  For your sake, the person cutting up rough venison steaks isn’t a vegetarian.  Alternative use:  clearing timber at your secret gun assembly warehouse.  
• While you’re out clearing timber, you’ll want to stay warm so make sure to tell your loved ones that you’ll need a few flannels like Jax wears to stay warm.  

For the Style-Conscious Sons of Anarchy Fan

• Gemma’s sunglasses, a source of my lusty desire are always an option.  
• But don’t forget that Tara also rocks a sweet pair of shades.  
• If your SOA fashonista would like to make a more overt sartorial gesture, you can always pick up Gemma’s leather jacket.
• And, the fashionista in your life is more of a Lyla or Ima, there is always the porn star lingerie option.  They even have the shoes. 

For the Boys Who Want to Be Jax and Opie When They Grow Up

• Opie’s hat is a no-brainer.
• Want to polish up his look a bit?  How about Jax’s white sneaks.
• Started rocking the beard?  Well, be sure to get your SOA fan one of these beard trimmers.
• Like the hard-core rings the guys wear?  Well, you’re in luck.  Also, Bill Lenz has also offered to make custom WWGD pieces for the ladies.  

For the Homebody Sons of Anarchy Fan

• A redwood table is essential.
• Once the meetings of your Wild Hogs MC are over, you’re gonna need a place to toss back a few cold ones.
• And your own personal Crow’s Nest would not be complete without a stripper pole.

For the Pensive Sons of Anarchy Fan

• A typewriter on which to write the angry manifesto/MC love letter of your dreams
• A leather-bound journal.  Reaper embossing not included.

Sons of Anarchy Stocking Stuffers

• Bobby Elvis' Elvis sunglasses
• Not ready to commit to the ink?  Well, perhaps some temporary tattoos will make your holiday bright.
•  SOA Season 1 on Blue Ray
• A copy of Hamlet

And how could I leave out a skateboard, replete with reaper skulls on it?

Happy Holidays, Fans of Anarchy!  Happy Shopping!